So a while back I saw a skit by the comedian Demetri Martin about straws and thought to myself that he was so right. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I will go ahead and wait for you to watch the video below first……. I’m assuming you have watched the clip, so I will continue. Not only do straws have the power to make you look stupid when you lose eye contact, they have the power to injure.
Yesterday I went to lunch with my fiance to Carl’s Jr. and we both were eating and talking about our day. Then, out of nowhere, it happened… She lost eye contact with her straw. She missed her whole mouth completely and jabbed the space between her upper lip and nose. I personally thought it was about to go up her nose and started laughing. I laughed not because I don’t love her, but because she tried sooo hard to play it off, and me laughing didn’t help… It only made things funnier (for me).
So what’s the point of all this? I say we should get rid of straws all together. They are dangerous, deceitful, and harmful to the environment. If President Obama wants to get reelected, he should make this part of his agenda.
P.S. - If you’re reading this Babe, I love You. :)
I hate it when people ask me, “What did you go to school for?” to which I respond, “A Bachelor of Arts in Game Design.”
And then they ask me if I had to deal with computers during school, to which I say, “Yeah” (since I had to learn a lot of different types of programs to be able to model and animate characters). And then they proceed to tell me that they think they have a virus on their computer, or that it’s making a weird noise, and if I can take a look at it.
Or better yet, right after I tell them what I went to school for they begin to tell me that their DSi is broken, or that their PS3 doesn’t turn on, or their Xbox has the three red rings, and want to know if I can fix it.
WTF? Why are some people so ignorant?
A while ago, a friend of mine and I were at work (bored of course) and started thinking of who decided lunch is around noon. So we tried to research what were the proper times for each meal of the day but were unable to find any. So we did the next best thing, and came up with our own.
Breakfast: 5:00am - 10:30am
Brunch: 10:31am - 11:30am
Lunch: 11:31am - 3:30pm
Dinner: 3:31pm - 8:30pm
Supper: 8:31pm - 11:00pm
Midnight Snack: 11:01pm - 1:00am
The Fourth Meal: 1:01am - 4:59am
*DISCLAIMER: UMT’s will not hold up in a court of law.
Well, I recently was introduced to tumblr. by a friend of mine (James). At first I was hesitant to start one because I didn’t know what I would do with it… but then again I was first hesitant to start a Facebook, and now I’m on it constantly. Anyways, I started to ponder what can I use this for? What can I write or share? And then it hit me. I always catch myself contemplating random ideas; so I have decided to write said ideas down.